Want to know the difference between your life and a celebrity’s? You spent the summer before freshman year suctioned to your parents’ couch watching marathons of TLC’s “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”
Ariel Winter, who will matriculate at UCLA in the fall, is posting about secret photo shoots involving pinup costumes on Instagram to titillate her adoring public. Obviously, someone’s going to dominate the requisite “two truths and a lie” icebreaker.
The “Modern Family” actress shared a seductive snap of herself on Wednesday, ditching her long dark hair for a retro blond bob. Winter poses with a dog on the floor in the pic, while dressed only in a black leotard, red pumps and tulle.
Honestly, it’s tulle much to handle.
The 18-year-old responded to the body shamers by politely informing them she “looked HOT in that dress. And if you hate it, don’t buy it. But please get a hobby.”
No word on UCLA’s Instagram photo shoot dorm policy.