People are already showing interest in the job, but it’s probably not what he was expecting.
Here are some of the “job inquiries” Jones has received on social media:
I will have my lizard people send you my resume via chemtrail, as we discussed earlier telepathically.
— Nicholas Kaufmann (@TheKaufmann) September 13, 2017
Interview question: “What batshit conspiracy theory do you see yourself spreading in five years?”
— Dave❄Stinton (@DaveStinton) September 13, 2017
What is the preferred number of false flag jobs a candidate needs in their resume?
— Joe Gasper (@ReactorJoe) September 13, 2017
With the job, how much one-on-one face time do we get with Alex? If he’s not wearing a shirt, can I also not wear one so its not awkward?
— Andy Thomas (@_ndythomas) September 13, 2017
Do I have to show my lobotomy scar, or will you just take my word for it?
— Bart Fargo (@AgentBartFargo) September 13, 2017
By “talented and committed” you mean “insane and racist” of course, right?
— Brad Nahill (@PhillyTurtleGuy) September 13, 2017
Most of my experience is w/ shadow Satantic Lizard outreach program. Is this a deal breaker? I’m still willing to humiliate myself on web.
— grumpface (@npisme81) September 13, 2017
I’ve covered everything from the Bowling Green massacre to the Muslims celebrating after 9/11. You could use an elite reporter like me.
— Aidan Gallo 4 DNC (@AIDANGALLO_ME) September 14, 2017
Does the commitment have to be court-ordered, or is voluntary commitment sufficient?
— Carlos Ernesto (@erdosign) September 13, 2017
Do we have to believe the evil shit that you spout? Or can we just do it as performance art?
— Trotskyite (@trotskydc) September 13, 2017
I’d like to apply, but I have an annoying appreciation for facts & reality.
— Jake Wilson (@JakeInJersey) September 13, 2017
If you’re not “committed” but you are in a halfway house, on work-release, will you still qualify?
— ShrinkDog (@SkrinkDog) September 13, 2017
What if I’m a gay frog? Can I have job? 🌈🐸
— Eric Victorino (@EricVictorino) September 14, 2017
Do I need to have my frontal lobotomy completed before I apply or is that included in the new employee training?
— SnowflakeOverlord (@WildlyLiberal) September 13, 2017